Five rules of Shambrarianship

1) Beer is for drinking
2) Every drinker his or her beer
3) Every beer its drinker
4) Shave the hair of the badger
5) The bladder is a growing organ

We note with some disdain that a Mr S. R. Ranganathan has chosen to take and adapt our founding philosophy to create his own. We feel copying our work a full 79 years before we even created it is a particular low. He doesn't even mention badgers.