1) Beer is for drinking
2) Every drinker his or her beer
3) Every beer its drinker
4) Shave the hair of the badger
5) The bladder is a growing organ
We note with some disdain that a Mr S. R. Ranganathan has chosen to take and adapt our founding philosophy to create his own. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_laws_of_library_science We feel copying our work a full 79 years before we even created it is a particular low. He doesn't even mention badgers.